Short One Line Cool Whatsapp Status
1) I’M Sexy & I Know It.
2) Keep Calm & Just Chill.
3) Do What’s Right Not Easy.
4) Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice.
5) Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.
6) I’M Soo Cool, Ice Cubes Are Jealous.
7) All Girls Are My Sisters Except You.
8) I Am A Hot Dude With A Cool Attitude.
9) I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
10) A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.
11) I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.
12) If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.
13) Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!
14) I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.
15) I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.
16) It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.
17) Plz Trust Me Dat I Don’t Trust U At All.
18) Home: Where I Can Look Ugly And Enjoy It.
19) Before You, Judge Make Sure You Are Perfect.
20) Never Accept To Be Anyone’S Second Choice.
21) Respect Those Who Deserve It Not Demand It.
22) Put Me Second And I’Ll Make You Nonexistent.
23) I Salute All My Hater With My Middle Finger.
24) Single Or Taken ? Who Cares ? I Am Awesome.
25) Love Your Haters, They Are You Biggest Fans.
26) Be Yourself; Everyone Else Is Already Taken.
27) I Didn’T Lose My Mind. I Just Sold It Online.
28) Nowadays, “Cool” Means- “I Really Don’T Care.”
29) You Attitude Can Hurt Me But Mine Can Kill You.
30) Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice.
31) My Every Status Is A Silent Message To Someone.
32) I Am So Single That For Me Gf Means Grandfather.
33) Life Is To Short To Waste On Hating Other People.
34) I Am Not Useless , I Can Be Used As A Bad Example.
35) I An Not Lazy, I Am Just On My Energy Saving Mode.
36) God Is Really Creative, I Mean…Just Look At M!!!
37) I Will Be Rising From The Ground Like A Skyscraper.
38) I’M The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.
39) I Tried To Be Normal. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life.
40) Yes I Am Smiling And You’Re Not The Reason Anymore.
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41) I May Be Real Bad Boy, But Baby I’M A Real Good Man.
42) People Say Me Bad.. But Assurance Me I Am The Worst!
43) My Attitude Will Always Be Based On How You Treat Me.
44) Self Confidence Is The Best Outfit, Rock It & Own It.
45) Sugar Factories Are Situated Under Girls Fb Statuses
46) I’M The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.
47) Only Fools Fall In Love And I Think, I Am One Of Them.
48) Warning!!! I Know Karate And Few Other Oriental Words.
49) I Am Not Arguing, I’M Simply Explaining Why I Am Right.
50) Its Good Thing To Feel Like You Have To Prove Something.
51) I’M Not A Second Option. You Either Choose Me Or Lose Me.
52) Shes My Best Friend. Break Her Heart. I’Ll Break Your Face.
53) Dnt Luk Into My Eyes…. R Else U Will Fall Again In Luv.
54) “F#%K It.” – My Final Thought Before Making Most Decisions.
55) Always Give Your 100 Percent ….Unless You’R Donating Blood.
56) Life Is Like Photography, You Use The Negatives To Develop.
57) Always Remember That You Are Unique Just Life Everyone Else. ( Cool Whatsapp Status )
58) I Love My Sixpack So Much, I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.
59) Better Days Are Coming. They Are Called : Saturday & Sunday.
60) I Like It When People Look At My Status And Say “Impressive”.
61) Don’T Like You ? I Don’T Wake Up Every Morning To Impress You.
62) If Plan Didn’T Work. The Alphabet Has More Letter ! Stay Cool.
63) Be Happy In Front Of People Who Don’T Like You ” It Kills Them “.
64) Whenever I Find The Key To Success , Someone Changes The Lock.
65) I Dont Have Attitude Problem. I Have Attitude & Problem Is Yours.
66) Your Attitude Is Like A Price Tag, It Shows How Valuable You Are. ( Cool Status )
67) Trying To Succeed ==> Then Started With Deleting Whatsapp Account.
68) I’M Jealous Of My Parents. I;Ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs.
69) Fake People Have An Images To Maintain. Real People Just Don’t Care.
70) I Am Always Right, Once I Thought That I Am Wrong, But I Was Wrong.
71) Sometimes All You Need Is Love. Lol, Just Kidding, You Need Money.
72) The Only Crush Left In Life, After Getting Married Is ‘Candy Crush’
73) Work So Hard That One Day Your Signature Will Be Called An Autograph.
74) True Friends Don’T Judge Each Other. They Judge Other People Together.
75) If You Life Me Then Raise Your Hands, If Not Then Raise Your Standard.
76) Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.
77) The road to success is always under construction.
78) Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
79) Born to express not to impress.
80) Silent people have the loudest minds.
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81) When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
82) I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
83) Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.
84) When nothing goes right… Go left!
85) If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
86) I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
87) I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
88) Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
89) I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
90) Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
91) I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.
92) I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
93) Save water drink beer.
94) Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
95) Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
96) Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
97) I love my job only when I’m on vacation
98) Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
99) Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
100) In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
One Line Cool Quotes
101) How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
102) Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
103) Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
104) I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.
105) Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
106) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
107) Not always “Available”.. try your Luck..
108) Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
109) Life is Short – Chat Fast!
110) Time is precious, waste it wisely.
111) I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
112) Trust in God, But lock your car.
113) AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
114) Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.
115) It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
116) Please don’t forget to smile 🙂
117) Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
118) Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
119) You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!
120). Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
121) I am so broke, I can’t even afford to fill up my bicycle.
122) I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
123) I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
124) Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
125) Your idea is completely terrible… so what time shall we do it?
126) True love is truly amazing only when it’s truly true.
127) Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.
128) What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
129) Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
130) I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
131) I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
132) Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
133) (Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
134) Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
135) Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
136) I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
137) I’m going on a date with my pillow! Goodnight 🙂
138) Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.
139) 47% of all statistics are worthless.
140) Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.
141) Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.
142) Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
143) I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
144) Work is just something I’m doing until I win the lottery.
145) If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
146) My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
147) I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.
148) I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
149) I wish my wallet came with free refills.
150) My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
151) Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
152) It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
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